Okay, so GOOD NEWS: I am back from my trip to the UK, and I had an absolutely lovely time, except BAD NEWS: right at the very end I caught a cold or something and now that I’m back in Canada I’m feeling like garbage. Between illness, jet lag, and having to work at a job that pays money, I didn’t have enough time to put together a proper comic for today, so instead here’s a thing I wrote on Twitter a long time ago that I recently rediscovered. I’m happy to have it immortalized here.

Anyway, depending on how much worse this cold gets, we’ll see about Friday’s comic, but I absolutely promise to have a comic up on Halloween Monday. THIS IS MY GUARANTEE.